They’ve come to the state where mocking eachother is totally fine.
the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbs
ounce for ounce
they are stronger than steel
atom for atom
you are more precious than diamond
and stars have died
so that you may live
you need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
…and this portion of the arc was over in two days.
For crying out loud.
If you don’t want to read criticism of the current “let’s chase down Wickham” arc, don’t.
For those who want the tl;dr:
1. Why isn’t Darcy using his lawyers?
2. Why hasn’t Darcy asked Lydia what she wants?
This is a great description of a few of the many problems that I have with the direction that the latest LBD story arc seems to be heading.
Where is Lydia in all of this? Other than a brief (and traumatic) showing on Lizzie’s video and a short (and painfully hard to read) burst on twitter, she’s been without a voice for this entire process. That’s really not sitting well with me, and I think that it’s something that the authors really need to address. For all that I get that Darcy is supposed to be the main character, I would much rather have all of the time that he spends on screen regarding this particular story arc be replaced by more time hearing from Lydia…
Parody press release of Pemberley Digital’s Domino application.
San Francisco, CA - February 1, 2013
Here at Pemberley Digital, not even family conflict and Internet scandals can get in the way of exciting plans in store for Domino, our brand-new story and communications application.
Domino’s intuitive AI and revolutionary audo-editing and auto-uploading functions will provide an amazing, not-at-all-creepy window into the personal lives of people around the world – and even right here in our own office.
“I’m totally loving the user interface,” says Georgiana Darcy, who will be demonstrating the Domino app on Pemberley’s public video portal for the next few weeks.
“I especially love using the video feature, so my stupid brother at least has to look me in the face while he’s being a patronizing jerk. Did he even sleep last night?? God, I’m going to kill him.”
The development team is thrilled with progress so far and can’t wait to unveil the rest of Domino’s cutting-edge multimedia capabilities.
“It’s been a real privilege to be involved in this exciting project,” says Domino programming team lead Anne Elliot. “It’s another big step toward the vision of our young Chief Executive, who has shown such determi—Oh god, I don’t think I can do this. I just want him to be happy, why does everything have to be so haaaard.”
Pemberley Digital is also pleased to announce the completion of our latest test run of Oblivious, an innovative business application that blocks all incoming phone calls, texts, emails and tweets for up to 48 hours – the perfect solution for busy professionals who just get tired of people sometimes.
If you were unable to contact us while testing was underway, please personally deliver your message in a wax-sealed envelope to our head office and we will get back to you shortly.
“I just want him to be happy, why does everything have to be so haaaard.”